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搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔 -- :7:6 来源: 搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔人物:农夫,兔子A,兔子B,大树农夫:I’m a farmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]A cool farmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步,突然被绊了一跤,继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now![开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look!This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 50!This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this?痒痒挠?No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~!![看下表] It is time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树:I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,哼哼哈西!!!]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)树站回后台]兔子A:OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫:(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it! [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面两个人走啊走兔子突然回头农夫假装看手表两人继续走兔子回头农夫假装看天气两人继续走兔子回头农夫假装打手机两人继续走,兔子回头这次农夫冷酷地把口对准了兔子]兔子A:Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)What do you want?农夫:Huh…!I will kill U lunch!兔子A: Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前]农夫:Where~ to go? Haha![农夫开了一“砰”(配音)兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到树做出受伤中弹状 农夫又开,同上 农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来树继续痛苦中弹状]兔子A[自我陶醉中,边跳舞边说]You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me!树:[痛苦万分地]But…you…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后][兔子继续兴奋地跳舞农夫停止开,走到兔子面前,看着它 兔子猛然抬头发现]农夫:Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举对准兔子,开,没声音,看看,示意没子弹了兔子见状,非常兴奋地大笑起来]兔子A:Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now! [兴奋大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ![倒地]农夫:OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [把兔子绑到树上打呵欠]tired! I’ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡觉](打鼾的声音)兔子A:[兔子很快醒了,看看四周,发现自己被绑了,很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?树:[指着农夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you.兔子A:What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape?[东张西望,看到农夫的手机]A mobile![解开绳子去看手机]It’s Nokia WC 50! Wow,how fashion![放回原处又自觉地把自己绑在树上 突然想起来]A mobile!Maybe I can call some one to help me! [又不知不觉地把自己放出来,那起手机][做出打电话的样子] (配音:拨电话) Hello?兔子B:Hello!It’s Jenny.兔子A:Hey Jenny!兔子B:Oh,hey Mary!兔子A:How are you?兔子B:Fine,thank you.And U?兔子A:I’m fine too!How are your parents?兔子B:They are fine,thank you.And U?兔子A:They are fine,too!How is your uncle?兔子B:He’s fine,thank you!And U?兔子A:He’s fine , too! How…兔子B:Eh..eh..eh~wait.But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!兔子A:No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!兔子B:But where are you?兔子A:I’m under a tree!兔子B:[边打电话边在附近走,经过兔子A面前,两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?兔子A:I see a rabbit …that looks exactly like you!兔子B:A rabbit…like me… OK!I’ll find you.Just a second!Wait me! I will help you! [匆匆离开][兔子A 打完电话,小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处,然后又很自觉地要把自己绑回了树上]兔子A:Haha!My friend will come and save me~!yeah! [兴奋过度,后仰,头又撞倒树上,倒地](虚弱地)Oh!Hurt! Call 1~Or 9?1?...Oh,get it!I’m dying![作喉咙卡住声音,死去][兔子B上]兔子B:I’m also a rabbit!I’m smart! I’m lovely! And I’m (作风情万种)beautiful! (自我陶醉)[转头看自己右手边,却发现兔子A倒在地上]Oh,my!Mary![伏在兔子A身上](哭声)I’m so sorry,Mary!I’m too late!5555555~~~~~~Mary![痛苦而夸张地转身敲打树]树:Oh!Oh,don’t hit me.!Don’t hit me!I’m ~~brea~ken![朝地上倒,压倒兔子B]兔子B:What?NO..NO!~~...I…can’t….breath……(作死了的声音)[农夫一觉醒来看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am![兴奋地一手提一只兔子,哼着小曲下场] 小学英语 剧本 小品十大经典爱情片:让经典爱情台词温暖你 -- :37:35 来源: 作者简介:徐宇星 Stella,上海对外贸易大学MTI,英国UCLan口笔译硕士热爱生活和旅行的Stella喜欢在轻松活泼的课堂氛围里与同学们分享最真实的西方文化趣事和最地道的口语表达温习西方经典爱情电影中爱意浓浓的台词,让它们温暖你!1Love, Actually|真爱至上“To me, you are perfect.”——对我来说,你是完美的本片是一部串连十个爱情故事的作品, 影片以首相的爱情故事为主线展开十个发生于不同地方情节不一的故事虽然这十个故事各自独立发展但却又相互联系不同的爱情以不同的方式降临在不同的人头上,相同的是,它们都发生在距离圣诞节到来前的五个星期各异的爱情遭遇却蕴涵相似的真情实感,真爱至上的主题贯穿其中,温暖你我的心男主角以纸卡片讲出自己的心声,浪漫如此Love Story|爱情故事“Love means never having to say you're sorry.”——爱就意味着你永远不必说抱歉影片讲述富家子弟奥列弗和一位普通面包师的女儿简真诚相爱奥列弗不顾家庭的反对毅然结婚婚后的生活是幸福的,两人在经济拮据情况下奥列弗自力更生的完成了自己的硕士学业毕业后,奥列弗成了一名挂牌律师,经济上有了起色,两个年轻人的新生活刚刚开始,但他可爱的妻子简却身患绝症撒手人寰离他而去影片结尾,他一个人孤独的来到两人曾经一起游玩的溜冰场,看着洁白的雪,奥列弗不仅想起过去那一段段甜蜜温馨的往事……3The Notebook|恋恋笔记本"The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach more."——最好的爱能唤醒灵魂,并启发我们追求卓越一个浸润着鲜红与纯白的爱情故事,写在一本洒满昏黄的笔记本上,被一位老先生(詹姆斯?加纳饰),一遍一遍的讲述老太太总是静静的听着,好奇的追问结果在一家疗养院,这样不变的场景每天都会上演笔记本上,秀美的字迹,记载着发生在那个夏天的爱情艾莉(蕾切尔?麦克亚当斯饰)是富有人家的千金,她随家人来到小镇避暑在一个充满梦幻的游乐场,邂逅了诺亚(莱安?高斯利饰)诺亚没有钱,却活的很快乐艾莉在他那学会了自由,得到了欢笑,两人很快热恋起来然而在艾莉父母的阻挠下,相爱的两个人,就被分开在夏天结束的那一刻随着诺亚的365封信被偷偷藏起,艾莉在7年后终于放弃了等待就在她要步入教堂的前一天,突然在报纸上看到了诺亚曾许诺给自己建造的白色房子一切记忆,全部苏醒……也许,应该苏醒的,不是故事中的,而是听故事的人Notting Hill|诺丁山"Don’t get I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."——我只是一个普通的女孩,站在一个她所爱的男孩面前请求他来爱她著名影星安娜斯各特(茱莉亚罗伯茨饰)的演艺事业如日中天一天她来到了诺丁山的一间书店,邂逅了事业爱情两失意的老板威廉萨克(休格朗特饰)威廉认出了安娜是红极一时的明星,十分惊讶,也没想到自己会爱上这位明星,假扮记者借故约会安娜很快两人坠入爱河,本来甜蜜的生活却一下子被发现了的记者破坏了安娜承受着媒体的压力,需要做出决定,两人也吵了起来……但爱情面前,没有尊卑,没有理由,就算这样一位著名的女星,在爱情面前也是一个普通的女孩,站在一个她所爱的男孩面前请求他来爱她5Sleepless In Seattle|西雅图夜未眠"It was a million tiny little things that,when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together… and I knew it."——无数件小事,若加起来,那表示我们前生注定,我早就知道自从妻子去世后,萨姆(汤姆·汉克斯 Tom Hanks饰)就相信自己此生的爱已经走到了尽头,不会再有新的恋情走进心中,他在西雅图和儿子乔纳一起平静的生活而乔纳,却一直希望爸爸能够开始新的婚姻,重获生活的阳光抱着这样的想法,乔纳在圣诞夜打电话到电台的情感热线就这样,萨姆的经历在此夜传遍了各个角落,很多人在倾听他的故事,其中包括安妮(梅格·瑞安 Meg Ryan饰)——一个住在东部的女记者她善良,温柔,有一个知心的好友,和一个即将结婚的男友然而,幸福的生活就被这个电话彻底打破了她的内心有一种冲动,让她一步步地接近这个远在西部的男人然而,一次次辗转的错过让萨姆和安妮迟迟不能会面屡次在缘份的天空下失诸交臂的二人,一直为爱而奔波,等待一个遇见的机缘6Dirty Dancing|辣身舞"I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you."——我害怕走出这个房间,害怕在我下半辈子再也没有和你在一起的那种感觉这是一部节奏明快的音乐歌舞片,讲叙了一个少女在暑期学习“热舞”的过程中了解了生活的真谛和爱情的故事,反映出舞蹈在美国反主流文化初期所起的作用影片内容就不多介绍了,其中的经典片段在大家熟知的美国众多的电影和美剧中反复出现,被美国人认为是经典情节,值得拥有!7When Harry Met Sally|当哈利遇见莎丽"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest Of your life to start as soon as possible."——当你意识到了自己想和谁一起度过余生,你会希望余生开始得越早越好哈利和莎丽一直谈到一个话题:是否男人女人能够做纯粹的朋友而当彼此爱过恨过,他们两个最终在电影结尾中重逢,哈利向萨丽说:“当你意识到了自己想和谁一起度过余生,你会希望余生开始得越早越好!8Beauty and The Beast|美女与野兽Beast: "I let her go."Cogsworth: "Yes, yes splendid. You what? How could you do that?"Beast: "I had to."Cogsworth: "Yes, but…Why?"Beast: "Because I love her."——野兽:“我放她走了”cogsworth:“是的,是的,很好什么?你怎么会那么做?”野兽:“我必须这么做”cogsworth:“恩,但是,为什么?”野兽:“因为我爱她”贝儿美丽善良,与老父亲一起住在一个宁静的小村庄里一次,父亲不小心闯进了野兽的领地,被囚禁在野兽的城堡里为了救出亲爱的父亲,贝儿只身犯险,答应与野兽同居于古堡而换回了父亲野兽的城堡华丽而充满奇幻色,有充满绅士风度的烛台先生,和蔼亲切的茶壶妈妈,还有可爱的小茶壶宝宝然而,贝儿生活的并不愉快,一心想念着她的父亲终于,贝儿找到了逃走的机会可是却遇到了凶狠的狼群危难关头,野兽及时出现,解救了贝儿,自己却受了伤贝儿心存感动,细心照顾野兽相处的过程中,二人互相了解,野兽也被感化,慢慢变得温和,学会去爱朝夕相处,日生情愫也许,野兽也可以是英勇的守护骑士,温雅的白马王子9As Good As It Gets|尽善尽美"You make me want to be a better man."——你让我想成为更好的人作家梅尔文(杰克?尼科尔森饰)是一个脾气古怪的强迫症老头,没有家庭也没有朋友,整天关在屋里写他的第六十二部小说,生活如时钟般精准,受不了一点的打扰梅尔文的邻居西蒙(格雷戈?金尼尔饰)是年轻的同性恋画家,养了一条可爱的小,生性活泼,脾气温和,经常受到梅尔文的侮辱梅尔文每天只出门一次,到同一家餐厅吃饭,餐厅女招待卡罗尔?康奈莉(海伦?亨特饰)是唯一愿意而且能够为他务的人离了婚的卡罗尔与儿子斯潘塞住在一起,斯潘塞患有严重的哮喘病,这使得许多对卡罗尔有意思的男子知难而退一天,西蒙的住所遭到抢劫,西蒙身受重伤,住院前,将小托付给梅尔文照料,梅尔文渐渐喜欢上了这个小家伙,心理也发生了变化,开始关注周边的世界,主动帮助别人,认真审视自己对卡罗尔的好感……Legally Blonde|律政俏佳人Elle: "You’re breaking up with me because I’m too… blonde?"Warner: "Well, no. That's not entirely true…"Elle: "Then what? My boobs are too big?"——Elle:“你要和我分手因为我……太金发碧眼了?”Warner:“额,不是的,不是完全正确…”Elle:“那是因为什么?我的胸太大了?”艾丽(瑞茜?威瑟斯彭Reese Witherspoon饰)虽然拥有羡煞旁人的美貌——金发,白肤,高挑,精通打扮,就像一个精美的芭比娃娃美貌和活泼的性格,让艾丽成为了一个完美的女生她的男友沃纳(马修?戴维斯Matthew Davis饰)条件也不俗,拥有富贵的出身和出众的外表两人十分般配,却想不到沃纳根本就没把艾丽当成终身伴侣,在他眼中,艾丽只是一个花瓶,除了漂亮别无所长,于是他考上哈佛法学院之后,甩了艾丽,与旧女友重拾旧爱艾丽不甘心,千方百计也考上了哈佛,她要用行动来明自己并非徒有外表哈佛的学习生活非常枯燥,而且这个金发美人还处处受到歧视令大家大跌眼镜的是,艾丽竟然机智的干了一番事业当然这一段是一个并不能算是经典的爱情台词,但可以从反面让大家知道什么样不算是爱,在电影中虽然开始艾丽还为这段感情哭过伤过,但最后经过对自身的提高,终于找到和自己情投意合并且能够在事业上帮助自己的Mr.Right 爱情片 经典 台词猫和老鼠(The cat and the mouse) -- :9: 来源: 猫和老鼠(The cat and the mouse)  one day, cat is in the basket. it's very lazy. it is sleeping. now the cat's food is beside the cat. one mouse is very hungry. it is eating the cat's food. the cat's food is so yummy.  the cat wakes up. he is behind the mouse. he wants to catch the mouse. so,he is chasing the mouse. the mouse is afraid. he jumps onto the door. but, the door is high. the cat can't catch the mouse. the mouse is under the chair now. it is running.the cat still can't catch the mouse. the mouse runs fast. it runs into the hole. the hole is small. but, the cat is big. it can't go into the hole. so, the cat is angry and tired. it is crying. it's very sad. but the mouse is very happy!

我是球迷我怕谁-- :5: 我是球迷我怕谁…Socor fun  D: Hello modern English, Drew speaking.  你好,洋话连篇,我是Drew  A: Hello Drew, it is your friend Allan.  你好,我是Allan.  D: Hey what's up buddy, did you see the Liverpool game on TV last night?  怎么样,哥们儿,昨晚看利卧蒲队的比赛了吗?  A: Yeah!!! Wasn't it great, that Michael Owen can sure score goals. I have some questions about football you.  当然,太棒了,欧文真历害,我有一些足球方面的问题问你,  D: Sure Allan, what are your questions?  说吧  A: What is like to see an English football game?  看英国足球比赛是怎么样的?  D: it is really fun. The fans are really into the game and there are lots of families enjoying a day out together.  很有趣,他们特爱看球,很多家庭都会一起去  A: Really? I heard that it was very dangerous to go to a British football game because of all the violence in the stands.  真的,听说在英国看球很危险,足球暴力很严重,  D: No that's not true anymore they have really cleaned up their act.  不是那样的,他们现在好多了,  A: Do you want to go see a football game with me at the Workers Stadium?你想去工体看球吗?  D: I would love to go.  想啊  A: Ok, I will buy an extra ticket!  好,那我在买张票  D: Oh, don't worry, I'll buy my own ticket.  别担心,我自己来买  A: No problem, the tickets are no problem to get, I will buy you one and you can pay, me back!  没问题,我来买,然后你在把钱给我  D: Great I'll see you on Saturday. Don't get the jerseys….Glory Glory  好,周六见,别忘了买票[歌声]  A: Ok Drew be there or be square.  好的,不见不散  Attention Please…特别提醒  [你可以请外教反复帮你模仿训练下面句子词组的正宗美式发音]  [1]socore是足球的意思,这可与我们说的football有点不同,football在美国和加拿大表示橄榄球  []The fans are really into the game. Really into sth表示非常喜欢做什么事情,ie: I am really into playing computer games.我特喜欢玩儿点脑游戏  [3]They have cleaned up their act.clean up their act是指他们已经规范他们的行为了.  Related Words…相关词汇  以下这些词汇并未给出汉语意思,你可以试着用我们学到的英语问问外教它们的意思  [ie:What does "***"mean? "***"是什么意思?]  kick-off circle refree coach ward back center goal-keeper  注:书中对话仅作参考,重要的是拿起电话就自己喜欢的内容与老外反复练习轻易不出口,出口必砸人

三年级学生观察日记 --19 :19:36 来源: 三年级学生观察日记数菜籽 月9日 晴今天科学课,李老师走进教室就问了我们两个问题:“你们猜一猜,每棵油菜上大约有多少个菜荚?每个菜荚里有多少颗菜籽?”老师的话刚说完,大家就七嘴八舌地回答起来:“1个菜荚,颗菜籽”“50个菜荚,颗菜籽”“0多个菜荚,30几颗菜籽”……李老师神秘地笑了笑,说:“我们还是到田里去解决这个问题吧!”我们来到田边,一看,二十多天前,这里还是一片金黄,现在每一棵油菜的枝条上结满了一个个饱满的菜荚了,看起来有点沉仔细观察菜荚,只见一颗颗种子胀满了它的“外衣”,圆鼓鼓的凸了出来,顶端尖尖的;剥去“外衣”——菜荚,里面的种子圆溜溜的,像一颗颗小珍珠晶莹发亮,十分好看我和仇琦两人一组合作数,我们两个两个地数,很快就数完了三株油菜当我数到最后一棵的时候,大吃一惊,这株足足有00多个菜荚,它们密密麻麻地挂在茎上伸出的枝条上我还从上面采来了一个菜荚,剥开数了数有7颗菜籽――刘 召Today, science classes, the teacher asked us to walk into a classroom on two issues : "You guess.Rape about the number of dishes each pod? how many there are in each pod vegetables rapeseed? "the teacher said just now.We will go on to answer : "1 dishes dioxin, were rapeseed. "" Vanilla 50 dishes.Rapeseed satellites. "" Vanilla more than 0 dishes, a few of rapeseed 30. ": : The teacher smiled mysteriously and said :"We have to solve this problem or to the fields!" We have come to the edge, a look at two days ago,here was still golden, every tree branches rape of a month full of dishes full y of the pod looks a bit Shen.Careful observation pod vegetables, I saw so many seeds of its legs "while" a convex circular swelling, and the sharp tip;Has the "cloak" of dioxin -- vegetables, seeds inside the circle Liuliu, like so many small shiny glistening pearls, very pretty.Theirs was a combination of me and a few Qiuqi, two at several quickly finished several lengthy rape.When I find that the tree came over 00 pages of this strain of dioxin in food,They're helping to hang on branches stems.I have to adopt a vegetable dioxin from above, catching 7 rapeseed augmented.

My friend --1 18:5:18 来源: My friendI have a friend. Her name is Candy. She is twelve year old. She has black and short hair. She has a little mouth, two big eyes. She is so cute. Her mom and dad love her. She has a happy family. Her friends like her too, So she’s happy every day. She is a student of Yi Zong Fu Xiao. She is in Class Four Grade Six. She studies very hard. English is her favourite subject. She likes to speak English. She can speak English very well now. She always says “Learn by doing.” So she thinks speaking is very important in learning English.We are very busy studying when we are in school. But on the weekend, we are free. We often do homework together on Saturdays. After that, we can watch TV at home. Sometimes, we play games. We have the same hobbies. She likes riding bikes and watching TV and so do I. Her favourite sport is swimming. She’s very good at it. She often teaches me how to swim in summer.I like her very much. I am lucky to be her friend.

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