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Keke Funny Moment可可轻松一刻5.Catholic PriestsHow many Catholic priests are required to screw a light bulb into its socket?Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.Notes:1. How many Catholic priests are required to screw a light bulb into its socket?把电灯泡转入灯座需要几个天主教神职人员?美国有许多关于换灯泡的笑话,他们借换灯泡这一简单的动作来嘲讽一些人Catholic [#7;k#30;θl#618;k] n.天主教徙 priest [pri:st] n.神职人员 require [r#618;#7;kwa#618;#601;(r)] v.需要 screw [skru:] v.把…转紧;性交 light bulb 电灯泡 socket [#7;s#59;k#618;t] n.灯座. Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.两个一个转灯泡,一个听忏悔天主教是个极度保守的宗教,一旦觉得自己的言行举止或思想有罪(sin),就会去向神职人员忏悔(confess) ;screw;是栺“将(灯泡)转人”,也有;性交”的意思所以,当他们觉得描述自已行为的词汇也有“性交”的含义时.就觉得自己是有罪的,所以其中一个一边装电灯泡,一边向另外一个忏悔,装电灯泡需要两个神职人员confession [k#601;n#7;fe#63;n]n.忏悔 sin [s#618;n] n.罪本节目可可原创节目, 37

地点:钱德勒和乔伊公寓客厅人物:钱德勒,乔伊事件:钱德勒搬走前跟乔伊交代房租和账单的事情,还想给他一些钱,但乔伊拒绝了Chandler: Okay! Listen, Im gonna be moving out so youre gonna be in charge of paying the rent.Joey: Right! And when is that due?Chandler: First of the month.Joey: And that every month?Chandler: No, just the months you actually want to live here.Joey: Ahhh.Chandler: Okay, here is the phone bill.Joey: Oh my God!Chandler: That our phone number. Now look, I know I kinda sprung this whole me-moving-out-on-you thing, so why dont I just—why dont I just cover you a while?Joey: No, no! No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charity… anymore.Chandler: It not charity, Joe…Joey: No! get it! Okay, I mean thanks, but Im done taking money from you. All right, I can take care of myself. Now, what next? Come on. 7

1、cheap as chips 非常便宜,白菜价Wow that new car is as cheap as chips!French fries 薯条的美式说法 potato chips 薯片的美式说法 另外两种表达便宜的短句:It’s a bargain. It’s a steal 、turn-ups 裤脚卷边,3、telly 电视,电视剧 Is there anything worth watching on telly tonight?the box 电视机Please turn off the box..not a patch on 和无法相比 Spiderman’s not a patch on Batman! 5、over the moon 高兴极了,狂喜That young lady who won the American Idol was over the moon, she actually started crying!When I finally manage to buy a flat I’ll be over the moon! 6、A little bird told me 有人告诉我的 3

英语学习笔记:log [l#596;#7;ɡ] n. 原木doze [do#650;z] v. 打瞌睡prandial [praelig;nd#618;#601;l] adj. 膳食的,正餐的post-prandial 餐后hit the sack[saelig;k] 就寝hit the hay 就寝doze off 打瞌睡Some students often doze off in class.有些学生常在课堂上打瞌睡 I often doze off in class我经常在课上睡觉 After working a whole day, I slept like a log.干了一整天活,我睡得很沉 A post-prandial snooze sets the brain up learning and working. 午餐之后打个小盹会让头脑更清醒,学习工作更有效率 Let hit the sackhay. We have to get up in the morning.我们睡吧,早上得早起呢!更多实用有趣节目 搜索微微信:早安英文 38

哥伦比亚广播公司:最新研究显示,教孩子做饭,无论是通过烹饪课程还是在家自己亲自教,都能够培养孩子健康的饮食习惯.CBS News: according to a recent review, getting kids involved in the kitchen, through cooking classes or at home, may make them more likely to choose healthy foods.According to the new research, cooking programs and classes children seem to positively influence children food preferences and behaviors. And, although the review didnt look at long-term effects of such programs, the findings suggest that such programs might help children develop long-lasting healthy habits. 379837


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